Vitrumol Status Reports

This is an archive of every Vitrumol Status Report since the start of vitrumoltech.org. For more classified information, please refer to the logs in Vitrumol's data centers. Phil will grant you permission to it if you have a high enough status level.



5 shown reports out of 121

April 24 1998 (Yesterday, as of last website update)

Things are not going well. Ever since the outages began happening, we've been having to censor and take back multiple reflex testing and intelligence testing executables.
These include, but are not limited to:

  • Reddle's IQ Test
  • Residue Skills
  • Man Game: Reflex Testing
  • Man Game: Mathematics
  • Man Game Collection
  • Milkboy's Glasswork
  • Storetime
  • BRAINREPLICATION
  • Richardson Brother Inc. Position Application
  • All Vitrumol Tech Position Application executables
    •

Somebody please contact the tech department. These power outages are getting absurd.

April 17 1998

Vitrumol is doing great! Sales have gone up 60% this month!

A few biowaste leaks in the walls here and there, especially in the bottom left sector of the IT department, however. Definitely gives off a stench, and the rather uncontactable janitor team are the only people that can touch it without their skin rotting off. Maybe contact V.P. if anyone with a status level over 7 is reading this.


April 10 1998

One power outage happened this monday, and we had to revoke some office company's permissions for all our executables. Other than that, our reputation is doing great.

Sales are alright... just like any other week! As many of you have seen, a vending machine has been installed near entrance 3. Everyone say thanks to V.P. for that one!


April 3 1998

We got more contracts to send people to help with our programs, like every other month. It's a nice tradition by now, one that started over 2 years ago...
Definitely improved costs for everything, dontcha think? I sure do. And so do the Richardsons, so you better agree...!


March 27 1998

Information seems to have been corrupted. Click
here DL DVU'A AHSR HIVBA AOPZ DLLR. PM FVB KV, DL DPSS PTTLKPHALSF ALYTPUHAL FVBY QVI. KV UVA ZWYLHK HUF PUMVYTHAPVU HIVBA AOL [Expunged] HUK [Expunged]. [Expunged]2 [Expunged] OHZ HSYLHKF ILLU ALYTPUHALK HMALY AOL [Expunged] VM ZLJAVY H1-7, I1-8, HUK TVYL VM AOL VYPNPUHS CPAYBTVS IBPSKPUN.
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